| Someone asked me yesterday to name one thing I've learned this semester. I was caught off guard by such a simple question and so I've decided to make this post a running list of things I can think of that I've learned. It'll be periodically updated as I continue to procrastinate.
1. Huge rasterized pictures of Chuck Norris will draw more people to a party than anything else.
2. When you buy milk sold in a plastic bag you get a free pitcher with it.
3. If Mikko can't do it, homey, it can't be done.
4. Brakes are not a necessary component of a working bicycle.
5. Bands do not appreciate being cut off by the macarena while they are playing.
6. Sometimes the bad idea wasn't watching the sun come up the night before the IM frisbee playoffs, it was playing in the IM frisbee playoffs after seeing the sun come up. And sometimes its hilarious all the same.
7. A breakfast of strawberries, peaches, blueberries, pineapple and french toast allows any amount of early-morning tiredness to dissapear.
8. People do listen to college radio at 4 a.m., but they won't order you pizza, even if you ask them.
9. It might be possible to jump over vehicle's on the bridge...
10. But it is not possible for two people to ride Ben's bike across the bridge at the same time.
11. If a superball is dropped from the roof of the library it will bounce over the trees in front of it.
12. Sometimes when you are pouring glow sticks into your front yard from the fifth floor the wind starts to blow and the glowy liquid gets all over the people sitting on the stoop next door.
13. Throwing knives do not stick well into phonebooks.
14. Any door can be propped open with a broom and a bloated bottle of bleach.
15. When your arm starts to break out in a ridiculous rash the best plan of attack is probably not to wait and see if it goes away.
16. Every good party has a plastic flamingo and a full manakin in attendance. |
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